5 RIDICULOUS MOMENTS AND ALLAH JORI SALAMAT RAKHY!
Shabash Pakistan. This was exactly what every one harped about this Pakistani unit. Sui generic performances from everyone in this team have stunned the world and we can assure you they will remain stunned for a few days. Safe to say,Pakistan didn't let England snub them in any department for fours days.5th day ky tickets lenay waly udaas na hu, here we will discuss again some of the ridiculous moments of game along with a bit of head scratching regarding the opening pairs of both sides. Sofa pay sar rakh lain aur chill krain.
5: MOEEN's No ball:
139-5, Pakistan in deep trouble, already got the wicket of Misbah and Youins and Moeen ALi does this. Sarfraz had marched down the wicket so much that it seemed someone had just said roti khul gaiiiii! Mo was smarter tho. He tossed the ball over Sarfraz's head and hence ensuring he gets the first bite! Kaisa dya phir?
4- MISBAH's Folly :
At a critical conjecture of the game,when Pakistan were reeling at 60 for loss of three wickets, the centurion from first innings Misbah did something which Lala would be proud of. Mo tossed it up for Misbah whose eyes gleamed like a Kali bili in Kali rat. Slogged into mid wicket and caught by an almost blinded Hales, Misbah looked so dejected that many thought umpires should ask Mo to do some push ups to cheer the King!
3- MO's 0.000001 METER LAMBA CHAKA:
As if it wasn't enough, Moeen Ali thought of something more cheerful. On a rank turner, down the wicket he charges to our beloved Shah G and tries to hit a six which landed exactly where it should have. Sarfraz ka hath ma,aur kia Mars py? Damn that Twat was politest reaction I could find on POM's pages.
2- YO-YO YOUNIS:
Younis has always had this wonderful technique of bat and pad. But what transpired at Lords was nothing short of entertainment. While it was apparent he was trying to make sure he stays out as long as possible, it seemed pretty ugly.Some simply thought he was suffering from hiccups and was ranting along old phrase one hic up,one hic down, hic to the next town. Some were polite and thought he had taken an admiration to ballets of Jackson. In any case, his 136 minute sojurn at the middle was full of classic thumkas.
1-YASIR SHAH KA KHARGOSH:
Johny Bairstow is a wonderful asset for England. He is also a wonderful bunny for Yasir shah. In 6 one to one contests,Shah has won all 6 duels with ease. 2nd innings dismissal at Lords was quite a stamp on fact that Bairstow, who had managed to survive Waha and Amir's tailing in deliveries, couldn't keep off Yasir and ultimately played a rash out of context short. Goodness knows why? And Shah G why you do this to England? Baby ko goray pasand hain?
OPENERS OR DHAKAN?
Shan and Hafeez opened for Pakistan in this test. And that's all they did. Just opened the innings like pind ky molvi sahb jo khanay pay darood parh ky nikal jatay hain. A 40 and duck for Hafeez who chased the ball on outside off more than I have chased Pokemons. Nothing but disappointment for Masood who made two extremely miserable knocks of 7 and 24.
A 6 and 16 from all hail Hales would have had fans in apoplectic fit,had it been not for Cook's well played 81 in the first innings. He faltered too in second innings courtesy Rahat Ali.
The average opening stand was 16.75 for this game. This is expected to fall too as next pitches will prove much tougher to negotiate at beginning. So khaksaar can only pray Allah Jori salamat rakhay dhakno ki.
